We here at The Outerhaven understand that we are all geeks. We’re sad, lonely geeks dwelling in the cold, damp basements of our parent’s home. We squander away our lives in studio apartments with only our realistic onaholes to offer us companionship. Typically, male geeks need to have some form of release as it is highly unlikely that they will find a special someone in their lives outside of a chat room. Doing this requires actually braving the harsh rays of the sun and interacting with fellow members of humanity which is a geek’s true kryptonite.
That’s where we come in!
By partnering with Brazzers, we are soon launching a brand new style of geek porn for those too lonely to try and find a partner outside of inanimate silicone and/or latex.
Have you ever wanted to see a video card get seated? How it gently slides itself into the motherboard, deeply penetrating the PCIe slot until it can push no deeper, resulting in that satisfying click?
Or how about listening to the serene sounds of a liquid cooling system flowing it’s soft and seductive liquid all over a hot and steamy CPU?
Perhaps you want to see someone run their fingers up and down a box and smoothly reach deep inside of it, pulling out the precious treasures which lie within.
If so, then our partnership with Brazzers will entice and excite each and every one of your geek senses. With our brand of geek porn, presented in 256k and 60 fps, you can practically smell the freshness of a new video game when you pop open that case for the first time, you can inhale the intoxicating aroma of that new volume of manga as you waft through the gentle pages pleasantly stained with printer ink. Your eyes will water at the sight of beautifully modern, yet clever interfaces which will overload your libido!
Join us on this new venture as this service will launch within the next 0b1000101 days!
